Spongebob Squarepants Stuff

Jelly Fish Fields Welcomes You!

Are ya ready kids? Grab your jelly fishing net and come for a stroll with me - the insane Spongebob loving guy! I've been institutionalized multiple times for my love of that little yellow critter and now I've found a great outlet for sharing my obsession with the whole world!

It all started 8 years ago when I was in highschool. I was in metal shop sleeping at my desk when my stomach started to hurt. I kindly asked to go to the nurse's office and she sent me home because she said I had food poisoning! I thought the tuna sandwich I had eaten that morning looked okay... the fuzzy balls are my favorite part!
Anyway, I got home and my little sister was watching Spongebob Squarepants.
I plopped down on the couch to get some rest when low and behold Spongebob lept from the screen and took me on an adventure to Japan where we arm wrestled nuclear panda bears and ate shitake mushrooms all day long.

The colors were really bright and everyone kept saying "Brian! What's wrong with you! Can you hear me?!" It turned out I was really just hallucinating on the couch but it's fun to pretend that it all really happened. After that, I was hooked on spongebob. I watched it everyday and started eating tuna as often as possible, hoping that just maybe spongebob would take me on another adventure.

It wasn't until my parents put me on Valium that my yellow friend returned again to bring me along on a wild adventure. Spongebob made me promise to buy as much spongebob merchandise as I could afford, even if it meant holding toy store clerks up at spatula point to acquire it. Luckily for me, my parents are the king and queen of el salvadore and I am able to buy anything I wish!

So, I thought I'd set up this store and rant about my love of spongebob so that you too could own a bit of Spongebob History! So buy my friends! Buy Spongebob stuff here at the jelly fish fields and I promise you too can enjoy hallucinagenic, tuna induced bouts of hysteria with spongebob and his crew of underwater dwellers!

Okay so it turns out I'm really tired and everything I just wrote is total nonsense, but isn't that really what life is all about?

-B